Sangria, White
27 May 2018
In which I make a double batch of Sangria
Sangria is essentially fruit salad that has been marinading in wine and liquor overnight. It's fantastic for a hot summer day, or when you've got way too much fruit on your counter and you've already had enough fiber for the day.
Back in college we had a penchant for those giant $10 jugs of sangria. Those aren't good and if you have any self-respect you won't drink that garbage... But I digress. Let's make a double batch since we're having company over.
Ingredients:

- 2 bottles of dry-ish white wine (Spanish or Portuguese is best)
- 1/2 cup orange liquer (I had to use a mix of curaçao and Grand Mariner because I was almost out of curaçao)
- 1/2 cup rum or brandy
- 1 cup orange juice
- Sweetener to taste (I used agave syrup)
- 2 peaches
- 1 apple
- 1 orange
- 1 lime
- 1 lemon
- 1 container of blackberries
- 1 handful of strawberries
- A big pitcher
- Sparkling water
Tasks:
- Cut the fruit up:
- Peaches and apples into small chunks
- Orange, lemon, and lime into thin quarter moons
- Strawberries into thin slices
- Toss all the fruit into the pitcher
- Pour all the booze and orange juice into the pitcher and stir
- Add sweetener to taste
- Throw the concoction into the fridge overnight
- Pour into a pint glass, cut with 1/3 sparkling water
- Add garnish and serve
- Drink too many
Smoking A Pork Butt
19 May 2018
In which I smoke a butt
I'm teaching myself how to use my propane grill to smoke stuff. First, I will try pork butt because it's forgiving and not terribly expensive.
Pork butt is actually from the shoulder of the pig. A ham is on the pig's ass. For the sake of this post, I will use the term "Pork Butt" or simply "Butt" to refer to the cut of meat in question, because it's a lot of fun to type Pork Butt.
Ingredients:

- 3lb bone in pork butt
- Coarse salt
- Ground black pepper
- Chipotle powder, or chili powder but make sure there is no extra salt in it
- Heavy-ish tinfoil
- Butcher paper or parchment paper
- A pan or something to catch pork butt fat
- Wood chips for smoking pork: Hickory, pecan, cherry, apple, etc.
- A propane grill with a rack and multiple burners
- A thermometer with a remote probe
- A spray bottle with some apple cider vinegar
Here are the steps:
- Fill a shaker with the equal parts salt, pepper, and chili P.

- Shake this mixture generously over your butt, and then rub it into your butt a little.

- Place your butt back in the fridge overnight.
- The next morning, let your butt chillax on the counter until it reaches room temperature. This will take like 60-90 minutes.
- Make a foil packet and fill it with wood chips. I used pecan, but you can experiment with other kinds. Poke a small hole in the packet. You want a small hole to limit the oxygen coming in so your chips don't combust.

- Turn on the left burner to medium, and place the smoke packet on the left side of the grill.
- After about 20 mins, when you've got some smoke and the grill has reached 250°:
• Position your butt on the right side of the grill, on the top rack.
• Impale your butt with your thermometer probe.
• Protect your butt by placing a pan underneath your butt because your butt will leak fat. This is important because if you don't, the fat will catch fire and everything will be ruined.
- Close the lid and maintain 250°.
- Every hour or so, check the smoke packet to make sure it's still smokin', and spritz the butt with your apple cider vinegar.
- After ~4-6 hours, when your butt has reached an internal temperature of 150°, wrap your butt in paper with a splash of apple cider vinegar.

- Bring the grill to 300° and cook until the butt reaches an internal temperature of ~200°, after ~4 hours. You can also finish it off in the oven since we're done smoking, and only cooking the butt at this point.
- When the cook is complete and the butt has reached an internal temperature of ~200°, remove it from the oven and let your butt rest on the counter for an hour. You will know it's shred-ready when you can pull the bone out of your butt with minimal resistance.

- Finally the payoff: Unwrap and shred your butt. Eat that butt.
It is an entry
19 May 2018
I made a blog. How retro.
It uses Bolt CMS and runs on CentOS. I'm hosting it myself from our apartment. Here's how I built it: Github